"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Randomize
