when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
how drunk are you?
Several
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
