problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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