i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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