Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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