Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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