so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Can I color on your dick again?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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