Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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