The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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