therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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