I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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