She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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