just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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