Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
