i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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