i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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