is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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