This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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