My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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