so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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