Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sorry my hands just texted you
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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