North Korea, Best Korea!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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