fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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