we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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