i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just cut my nipple shaving
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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