maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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