I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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