you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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