is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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