I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
