Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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