He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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