You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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