On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
he shaved USA in his pubs
even my farts smell like vagina
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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