Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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