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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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