does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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