your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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