no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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