Sponge bath it is.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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