so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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