Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
