So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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