Got a toothbrush?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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