he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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