I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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