Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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