The maid of honor just puked.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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