Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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