There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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