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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
