She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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