So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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