i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
