the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do vagina's smell?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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